Last time I checked, you don’t operate construction equipment with a penis, so the fact that I don’t have one shouldn’t be a concern.

Alex – Worlds APart

I’d always hoped there was an afterlife since I’d never liked the thought of just blinking out of existence. The thought of all that nothingness terrified me. I was expecting robes and halos like in the movies, but this was so… pedestrian.  Horrible murder aside, it was terribly anticlimactic.

MAggie – Grave Secrets